Trophy Wife

trophy wife is a wife who is regarded as a status symbol for the husband. The term is often used in a derogatory or disparaging way, implying that the wife in question has little personal merit besides her physical attractiveness, requires substantial expense for maintaining her appearance, is often unintelligent or unsophisticated, does very little of substance beyond remaining attractive, and is in some ways synonymous with the term gold digger. A trophy wife is typically relatively young and attractive, and may be a second, third or later wife of an older, wealthier man. A trophy husband is the male equivalent, although this is rarer.

Referring to a spouse as a trophy wife usually reflects negatively on the character or personality of both parties.

  • You never have to worry about money.
  • You don’t have a job
  • You have never worked
  • You have restraining orders out against your stalkers
  • You have haters
  • There will always be someone with more money than you, so your always pushing your husband to make more money.
  • Your ring does not adhere to the 3 month rule. Diamonds are like penises – the bigger the better.
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